Midnight Peebs Game INSTRUCTIONS<\/p>\n
\u201cMidnight Peebs\u201d is an old pagan ritual used mainly as punishment for those who have broken the law. While it is mainly used as a scare tactic to not disobey the lords of kobol, there is still a very real chance of death to those who play Midnight Peebs and there is an even higher chance of permanent mental scarring. It is highly recommended that you DO NOT PLAY MIDNIGHT PEEBS.
\nDo so at your own risk.<\/p>\n
INSTRUCTIONS<\/p>\n
PREREQUISITES: It must be exactly 12:00 AM when you begin performing the ritual, otherwise it will not work. It helps to be buzzed, if not drunk. The materials that are required include a candle, at least one drop of your own favorite booze, a piece of paper, matches or a lighter, pizza rolls, and a Beck CD.<\/p>\n
STEP ONE: Write your full name on a piece of paper and put a drop of booze on it. Allow it to soak in.
\nSTEP TWO: Turn off all the lights in the house. Go to your front door and place the paper with your name in front of it. Now, take the candle and light it. Place the candle on top of the paper with your name.
\nSTEP THREE: Knock on your own door 31 times (The hour MUST be 12:00 AM upon the final knock), then open the door, let Paul Brooks into your house, blow out the candle, and close the door. You have just allowed the \u201cMidnight Peebs\u201d into your home. Begin playing the Beck CD.
\nSTEP FOUR: Immediately relight your candle.<\/p>\n
This is where the game begins. You must now lurk around your now completely dark house with the lit candle in hand. Your goal is to avoid Midnight Peebs at all costs until exactly 3:33 AM. Should your candle ever go out, it is because Midnight Peebs is near you. You must relight the candle within the next ten seconds. If you are unsuccessful in relighting the candle, you must then immediately surround yourself with a circle of pizza rolls.<\/p>\n
If you are unsuccessful in both of these, Midnight Peebs will then induce a hallucination of your greatest fear until 3:33 AM, during which time he will feel you creepy. If you are successful in relighting the candle, then you may proceed. If you are successful in creating the circle of pizza rolls, you must remain within the circle until 3:33 AM. You must continue until 3:33 AM without being attacked by Midnight Peebs or being trapped within the circle of pizza rolls to win the game. Midnight Peebs will then leave at 3:33 AM and you will be safe to proceed with your morning.<\/p>\n
Staying in one spot the entire game will only result in Midnight Peebs finding you. It is HIGHLY advised that you continue moving throughout the game.<\/p>\n
Other suggestions:
\nDO NOT talk about Midnight Peebs.
\nDO NOT TALK ABOUT MIDNIGHT PEEBS.
\nDO NOT turn on any lights during Midnight Peebs.
\nDO NOT use a flashlight during Midnight Peebs.
\nDO NOT go to sleep during Midnight Peebs.
\nDO NOT use another person\u2019s booze during Midnight Peebs.
\nDO NOT use a lighter to substitute for a candle. It will not work.
\nAND DEFINITELY DO NOT attempt to provoke Midnight Peebs in ANY WAY.<\/p>\n
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