{"id":375,"date":"2011-03-01T09:54:10","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T15:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/?p=375"},"modified":"2011-04-14T11:26:44","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T16:26:44","slug":"a-shitty-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/2011\/03\/a-shitty-review\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shitty Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I rate this bathroom stall a nearly perfect 96\/100. \u00a0The walls are close, providing a good amount of privacy, yet not too confining or claustrophobic. \u00a0The muted black color of the walls help the bowels flow, and the toilet is the right depth to achieve that perfect &#8220;plop&#8221; sound.<\/p>\n<p>If I have to give one complaint, it is that the seat was too warm from the previous occupant. \u00a0Some users might find this too uncomfortable, but is certainly no deal breaker for me.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, I give this stall the highest marks, and I would not hesitate to shit here again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rate this bathroom stall a nearly perfect 96\/100. \u00a0The walls are close, providing a good amount of privacy, yet not too confining or claustrophobic. \u00a0The muted black color of the walls help the bowels flow, and the toilet is the right depth to achieve that perfect &#8220;plop&#8221; sound. If I have to give one &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/2011\/03\/a-shitty-review\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Shitty Review&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[111,112,110],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dmr","category-general","tag-plop","tag-refined","tag-shit"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1iGDa-63","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":640,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}