{"id":889,"date":"2012-05-19T14:21:44","date_gmt":"2012-05-19T19:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/2012\/05\/chicago-summah-non-poem-beauties\/"},"modified":"2012-05-19T14:21:44","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T19:21:44","slug":"chicago-summah-non-poem-beauties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/2012\/05\/chicago-summah-non-poem-beauties\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicago Summah Non-Poem &#8211; Beauties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Chicago beauties are out.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s sunny and they are waltzing down Lincoln.<br \/>\nFlowing dresses and short shorts.<br \/>\nThe breeze, smelling of hot dogs and asphault,<br \/>\nBlows through their hair like fingers of Zeus.<br \/>\nMy creepy eyes oogle as I pass by a slice of pizza<br \/>\nSmashed on the sidewalk missing only a single bite.<br \/>\nTrampled by a million footsteps.<br \/>\nThis is not a poem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Chicago beauties are out. It&#8217;s sunny and they are waltzing down Lincoln. Flowing dresses and short shorts. The breeze, smelling of hot dogs and asphault, Blows through their hair like fingers of Zeus. My creepy eyes oogle as I pass by a slice of pizza Smashed on the sidewalk missing only a single bite. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/2012\/05\/chicago-summah-non-poem-beauties\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chicago Summah Non-Poem &#8211; Beauties&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiographical","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1iGDa-el","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/youthculturekilledmydog.com\/yckmdwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}