The Gunbear Chronicles: Dinner Interrupted
*snap*
*crackle*
*pop*
He stirred his bowl of Honey Berry Crunch as he watched the evening’s fireworks. He liked the way the colors sparkled across the city. The smell of the gunpowder made him feel strong; reminded him how powerful he was.
*buzz*
The intercom spoke.
<<Mr. Allen from the Transit Authority is here to see you, Mr. Mayor.>>
“Gwrraaarrrrr arrg.” He grumbled at it.
<<Of course, Sir.>>
The Mayor set his bowl down on his desk and picked up his gun. A man in the forests of Jankok gave him the gun years before. It was a normal hunting rifle but he was drawn to the sheen and glisten of the barrel. The smell of the gunpowder made him erect.
As he stumbled upright toward the door, he drug the gun across the floor. It scraped against the tile as he burst out of his office.
“Grrawwwr grawwrrr” he growled, raising the gun toward Mr. Allen.
“Please! No!” Mr. Allen shouted as he slid out of the lobby chair and onto his knees. “It wasn’t my fault!”
“GWRAGGGLR!” The Mayor roared as he took steady aim.
“I swear! The budget has been so tight. We can’t afford to increase the bus OR train activity during rush hour. It’s just not possible.”
A horrible stench of shit wafted up from Mr. Allen and the Mayor shook his head in disgust.
“It’s a logistical Nigh–”
“Grraggrr Gwaaaaargr!” The Mayor barked as he pulled the trigger and put four rounds into Mr. Allen’s belly.
The Mayor leaned down. The dying politician could feel the warm breath of the Mayor as he pressed his nose against forehead.
“Grrrrawwr…”
Mr. Allen wimpered, “please.”
In one swift motion the Mayor bit off the face of the Politian and swallowed it.
He turned toward his secretary, “Grwwrrrrr?” he asked.
“Of course, Sir. I’ll bring you your salmon, right away.”
Podcast on the Edge of Forever – Episode 5 – Into Darkness Review!
After about 160 Earth years of waiting, Star Trek Into Darkness has finally arrived in theaters, and the Podcast gang was there on opening night to take it all in. Listen to this episode for analysis of the second offering from J.J. Abrams and crew, and whether or not the mission was a success.
Into Darkness seems to be dividing audiences, the internet, and die-hard Trekkies much more than its predecessor, so if you have something to say about it, be sure to leave a comment down below. Live long and podcast!
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FUJcast 10 :: J’s House
Oh boy.
In our quest to learn more about our friend J, we at FUJcast have a tendency to push the envelope. We wanted to check out J’s home, so we enlisted the help of Chris Hutson, a guy who has known J since the early 1890’s.
We hopped a train to Aurora and met up with Chris so he could give us a tour. But as you’ll soon find out, things were not what they initially seemed, and the evening did not go exactly as planned. Listen and find out what happened at J’s house on this exciting “on the road” edition of FUJcast.
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Podcast on the Edge of Forever – Episode 4
Hello again, Trekkers! Welcome to another episode of Podcast on the Edge of Forever. On this installment, Dawn and Paul are once again joined by their pal Matt, who Paul decides is now the “Kramer” of the group.
This episode’s topics include: A brief discussion of the upcoming film ” Star Trek Into Darkness”, sexism and progress on The Original Series, and a very serious debate- Which Enterprise is your favorite and why?
For the Enterprise debate, we’ve included a handy follow-along guide, featuring pics of every Enterprise ship, as well as a video featuring all of them. Have a listen, have a look and then tell us- What’s YOUR favorite Enterprise? Leave a comment down below!
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FUJcast 09 :: The Dimension Zero Controversy
It’s a special episode of FUJcast, one that took us a little longer to put together than usual. This episode is all about the history of J and Paul’s heavy metal band, Dimension Zero, and the controversial decision Paul made back in 1998 that has had long lasting effects. Shit is about to get real, so brace yourselves.
Since this episode is also a little longer (let’s call it our FUJcast double album), we’ve got some visual aides for your eyeballs. We also posted four songs from Dimension Zero’s only album, The Millennium Core, for your listening enjoyment.
So take a trip back with us to the 90’s and relive the genesis of how we, and therefore you, came to know one Jason I. Huls.
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- Tape cover for The Millennium Core
- J in his bathroom, circa 1998.
